Shut Up You Fucking Baby!

Shut Up, You Fucking Baby! is a double-CD, live comedy album by David Cross. It was nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album in 2004. The cover states the title as "Shut Up, You [lift flap for dirty word] Baby!" to accommodate stores that would object to the full title.

The album's material is composed largely from shows performed in Portland, OR, and in Atlanta, Georgia, Cross's home state.

A limited triple vinyl edition of 500 was issued by Stand Up! Records. The LP colors were red, white and blue.

Track listing

Disc one

1. "Lunch with Frankenstein" – 1:31
2. "Austin Powers Saying 'Yeah Baby'" – 11:10
3. "You Go, Girl!" – 2:28
4. "Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist" – 5:02
5. "Sex on the Internet!?" – 8:05
6. "Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag" – 4:55
7. "Shaving the Pope's Pussy" – 4:08
8. "Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears" – 5:03
9. "Fake Tits/Real Beer" – 6:34

Disc two

1. "My Wife's Crazy!" – 3:52
2. "Flying on a Mexican Plane" – 9:40
3. "Abortion Doctor from Hell!" – 7:25
4. "Socks and Shoes" – 3:52
5. "My Daughter's First Date" – 5:15
6. "Diarrhea Moustache" – 16:03
7. "If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them" – 22:44
8. "Goodnight Assholes!" – 5:41

The first track on disc 1 features a hidden track. The track can be heard by playing the beginning of track one and then using the rewind/search button to go back 1:40.

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